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PostSubject: Sari-Saring Pinoy Dyoks   Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:33 am

Weak in math
Badong - Mayaman na tayo, marami tayong nakulimbat sa bangko.
Bitoy - Magkano ang nahold-up natin?
Badong - Mahina ako sa math, alamin na lang natin sa TV Patrol bukas.


Priestly needs
Damian - Father, bat may nakasampay na mga damit pambabae sa likod ng
kumbento? May chicks kayo noh?
Priest - Hoy, tumigil ka Damian! Sa kuripot nyong mag-abuloy sa
simbahan tumatanggap na ako ng labada ngayon.


Getting even
Jim was on the balcony of his second storey condominium unit when he saw a
man waving at him to come down. Thinking it was an old acquaintance he
sprinted downstairs to meet the man who, it turned out, was a stranger who
was panhandling in the street.

Jim - What did you wave me down for?
Man - Can you spare me some change for a cup of coffee?
Jim - Come with me upstairs.

When the two reached the second storey of the condominium, Jim turned to
the guy and said, "Sorry, I neither have change, nor a cup of coffee."


First timer
Bagong salta sa Manila si Ambo atfirst time na nag-taxi. Pag-upo sa taxi ay
sampung piso agad ang unang patak ng metro. Napatayo siya upang kunin ang
pitaka sa likurang bulsa at tingnan kung may sapat siyang pera. Naging
dalawang piso naman ang sumunod na patak ng metro. Napansin ng driver na
nakatayo pa rin si Ambo.

Driver - Sir, upo muna kayo at malayo pang biyahe natin.
Ambo - E, sampung piso ang patak ng metro pagnakaupo at dalawang piso
lang pagnakatayo. Tatayo na lang ako para makatipid.
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